Female Novel
Chapter 40
After some while of quite simply wallowing in the mood, “Want to eat?” I ask.
“Sure,” says Michael. “Charlotte?”
“Ah-ha,” she stretches, arching her spine, wriggling her fingers. “Sounds good.”
“Fine. You two shower off. I’ll go order. Any preferences?”
Michael waves a couldn’t-give-a-damn hand at me. “Whatever you’re having.”
“Me too.”novelbin
I slip on a robe and go order steak and steamed vegetables for three, then as an afterthought….
…. We’re celebrating….
…. go for the full works with a spiced chowder starter and a chocolate and bitter orange pudding I saw
being served a few nights ago. It looked as you could eat it, but having done so, Satan would be
entitled to your soul….
Just the thing….
Food ordered I head for the shower myself. There’s no sound of running water. Instead, the two of
them, dripping and naked except for towels are locked in a tight embrace. He rocks her in circles as he
holds her close.
I step back, not wanting to interrupt the moment….
No harm in listening though….
And with a slight pull of guilt, watching through the crack of an open door, I eavesdrop….
“I'm sorry I upset you,” she’s saying. “It won't happen again.”
His voice is dry, but there’s laughter in there. “Don't make promises you might not keep.”
She sounds indignant, giving him a playful tap on the chest. “Why wouldn't I keep it?”
Standing back, he finger-combs her wet hair. “Because…. you wouldn't be you if you didn't do what you
saw as necessary. It wouldn't stop me being mad with terror for you, but I'll know it's definitely you.”
Her face falls and she pulls away. “I don't know how you can cope with me, why you want me.”
“Perhaps your calmness, your obedience and your catering to my every whim?” She flashes him a
quick amused grin. “Ah, sorry. My mistake. I’m confusing you with someone else.”
*****
The meal is excellent, not just the food, but the whole experience. To my huge satisfaction, Charlotte
and Michael sit together, thighs and shoulders brushing and going through the whole ‘lovers thing’ of
trying food from each other’s plates.
They start off perhaps a little shyly, then progress through the rest laughing and joking together.
As we work through coffee and brick-thick mints, Michael’s demeanour changes. Seemingly attacked
by a bout of nerves, he starts speaking, stutters to a halt, then starts again….
And I see the whole delicate edifice crumbling again….
Ah, Christ. Now what?
…. but he keeps speaking. “Charlotte, er…. with everything that’s happened, Christmas has kind of
been and gone without us.” Her lips pinch together as she listens. “I wanted to give you a home for
Christmas, and I’ve not been able to do that. And I didn’t want to get you clothes or jewellery or
perfume, because I know that things like that don’t mean anything to you. But I did want to give you
something special, something that counts for you.”
He takes an envelope from his pocket, passing it to her. “For you.”
She looks at the envelope. Then she looks at me. Palms raised, I shrug. It’s his gift. Not mine.
But I am intrigued….
Blinking she take the envelope, opens it and slides out a couple of sheets of paper, photocopies of
something by the looks of it.
Brows knitted she reads them, one at a time, then stares. Her mouth opens and her eyes flood.
Michael looks as though he’s about to panic. “Hey, I didn’t mean to upset you. I thought you’d be
pleased….”
“Oh, I am, I am.” She’s gabbling. “How…. Where?”
What the fuck?
Is this a private party?
“Am I permitted to see what all this is about?” She offers me the papers and I scan them quickly.
The first: ‘This is to certify that on this day of 14th April 1992, Frank Conners did join in lawful wedlock
with Michelle Kimberley.... by mutual consent before witnesses….”
The second: “This is to certify the following record of birth…. Name: Jennifer Conners. Sex: Female.
Name of Father: Frank Conners. Maiden Name of Mother: Michelle Kimberley….”
Sheesh….
Could he given her anything better?
That’s where he kept vanishing to….
…. Searching the records….
A stellar performance there I would say….
Michael’s voice is soft. “I know that it matters to you, finding out where you come from,” he says. “And
after what Klempner said to you about your mother, I thought it was even more important.”
Her chest heaving, tears running freely, I don’t think she’s upset. But she is very, very emotional.
Michael continues. “I had trouble tracking down the records because of course, all that area has been
levelled, and I didn’t know where old documents were being stored. And so old as that, they’d not been
digitised either. But with Klempner dragging your mother’s name into things, and his obvious interest in
you, Will Stanton had good cause to, um, assign resources, to track down the information.”
Help him along….
…. and her….
“One thing’s clear from this.…” I say. “Whatever the truth of the whole thing, Klempner lied. Your
mother and father were married. I wonder just what it is he has against you? Or perhaps against your
mother and father?”
Michael nods. “I thought about that too. A grudge against the parents, taken against the child?”
And finally, tears still streaking down her face, she finds herself again. The smile breaks across her
face like sunshine after rain and she throws herself at Michael, her arms wrapping around his neck.
“Oh, thank you. Thank you.”
And now his eyes are glossing. He sees me watching and turns his face away.
As if it’s anything to be embarrassed about….
And inside me, a small, smug seed of satisfaction grows and blooms as I see all our difficulties of the
last days finally washed away.
The door buzzes and opens, Richard striding in without waiting for a reply. Beth is close behind.
“James, I just wanted to go over….”
He breaks off in mid-sentence, scanning the tableau; Charlotte wiping her face dry on the back of her
hands, Michael looking away….
Just remembering he might be interrupting something…?
…. Embarrassed?
…. He should be….
“…. Um, is this a bad time?”
Makes a change to catch him on the hop….
“No,” I say. “No, not at all. You’ve just caught us at, um, a bit of an emotional moment. Michael just
gave Charlotte her belated Christmas gift.…”
Beth stands in the background, silently playing with her wedding ring, her gaze darting between faces.
Richard’s eyes narrow as he surveys Charlotte’s tear-streaked face. “And she’s crying about it?”
You have a defender there Jade-Eyes….
…. You’ve made yourself a powerful friend….
…. And he won’t give a hang how you behave or what Michael thinks of it….
But Charlotte breaks my chain of thought, her smile bright if still a little trembly. “It’s alright,” she says.
But Richard’s head tilts and he looks daggers at Michael.
“Really, it’s alright,” she insists. “It’s just.… Michael’s found my birth certificate and my parents’
marriage certificate.” She nods to the envelope where I put it down on the table.
His eyes widen. Beth raises her hands to her mouth.
Richard beams then flashes Michael a conciliatory look. “Congratulations, Charlotte. I can imagine how
important that is to you.” Then he looks intrigued and just for a moment, he and Beth lock eyes. “Er….
May I look at them?” he asks. “Would you mind?”
“No of course not, sir.” Charlotte passes him the envelope.
As he slips out the papers, there’s something in his air….
…. Something expectant?
He scans them quickly then cracks out laughing, passing them to Beth who is already holding out her
hand. She reads them just as quickly and also bursts out laughing.
What the hell?
“What’s funny?” asks Michael, looking baffled.
“What’s funny….” says Richard, nodding towards his widely smiling wife, “….is that Elizabeth’s maiden
name was Kimberley.”
For the second time in a few minutes, Charlotte’s jaw drops. “You’re kidding.…”
And as the implications of this hit me….
Richard, laughing and shaking his head, “Nope. I always thought the two of you looked too much alike
for it to be a coincidence.” he says. “Welcome to the family,” he grins.
Family….
Beth is the first to hug her. Richard cocks an eye at me…,
How could I refuse?
…. then also gives her a squeeze and a peck on the cheek.
And now Charlotte starts to cry again….
But good tears….
Michael looks stunned. As Charlotte is welcomed to the bosom of her newly discovered family, I
murmur to him, “Nice one. Congratulations.”
He looks sidelong at me. “Yeah, got that one right didn’t I?”
“Big time, yes.”
“James, have you any champagne?” asks Beth. “If you haven’t….”
“Yes, we have. I’ll go get another bottle.”
Perhaps Charlotte has a little too much to drink. She is wobbly and hiccups occasionally. But who could
possibly hold it against her?
Not I….